guess that didn't work out. right?


also, what exactly is this girl trying to say? why is she mixing spaghetti oh's with dirt? why is SHE PEEING ON THE FLOOR?

I'm not good at figuring out what artists are trying to say. It's a curse, really I can never appreciate art to the fullest unless someone tells me.


I have really conservative parents.

Let me tell you how much.

I just remembered something that now makes me go all like 'wtf were they thinking?'

When I was little my parents brought home a bunch of old cartoon movies in vhs (young ones, google vhs). They were really cheap and lame stories about angels and christ and saints and god and stuff (you guessed it, my parents are god fans). Though there was one video in particular that we weren't allowed to watch. It was a movie called 'If you love me... Show me' and it was about sex (:0 omg i know).

Anyways, now I know that they really DID wanted us to watch it, as they never hid it anywhere, it just sat there with all the other movies. So one day when they left for something I grabbed the tape and played it.

I found a review on some christian site (because I can't find the movie ANYWHERE (not even imdb)):

"He was thinking tonight...she was thinking forever... Paul and Jenny are in love, and tonight's the night they prove it. Or so Paul decides as he takes Jenny for a ride to the local lover's lane. They don't know it, but they're in for a wilder ride than they could ever imagine-one that will change their lives forever. "If you LOVE me...SHOW me!" is a rollicking story about two teenagers as they struggle with sexuality: How do they know they're really in love? How do they show it? How about sex? Yes? No? Maybe? How far is too far? Fast-paced and funny, this is an engaging story about convictions and the courage to stand by them. Its fresh, realistic approach challenges teens to see sexuality in its natural context of love and life, and sets them on the road to success and happiness in all their relationships. "If you Love me...SHOW me!" will delight and surprise teenagers everywhere with its sophisticated style and ingenious use of animation. A great resource for teenagers, parents and educators! IT'S HOT-DON'T MISS IT! We recognize that parents are the primary educators of their children, including education in love, marriage, and sexuality. WARNING: This film, although not explicit, has a theme not intended for young children."

It was a story about a guy that wanted to get it on with his girlfriend and they were in high school and stuff. They guy even told her that he 'had protection'. Now, let me tell you how weird this movie is. There's this weird witch girl that eavesdrops on them and then she goes all like' protection? are they going to hit themselves of what?'. Then the other girl says not tonight and they go back homw, the guy being all like ' >:[ hmph'.

So the next day, weird witch girl shows up at their school and becomes really popular and stuff. She goes to tell the girl that SEX IS EVIL and a SIN, and that not how GOD WANTS IT.

I don't really remember how this movie ends, but i think she breaks up with him and she embarrasses him in front of everyone.

then she and witch girl have loads of passionate lesbian sex and live happily everafter.


PS. I'm not a christian.


I suck

I knew I couldn't keep this up. Though, to be fair, I been working on a radio show on the beach and didn't have internet access.

Erm... i kinds have nothing to write about... oh! wait! Turns out the people who own the bookstore i told you about are relatives of mine! (cue "say whaaaa?") When I was on the beach me dad had a family reunion and he met the owners and they said we looked alike. He then blurted out that i was his son and stuff.

yeah... I'm sad because True Blood skipped this week. D: I know.



okay I suck, but i have a very valid reason of why i didn't post since wednesday. Normally I post at work because i'm bored and it helps me pass the time, but my boss asked me to translate some weird document about tests and cosmetics and stuff and it consumed my time (translating is harder than it sounds, who knew?). So i figured i'd post at home, though turns out I didn't have internet access until last night D: THE HORROR

Now everything is nice and cool and fun and internetsy and I'm just waiting for True Blood to finish downloading so i can watch it and be happy and cake. :D

So, i said i was going to act all fanboy about nintendo's E3 conference. And I am. 3DS OMFG. NEW ZELDA, NEW PAPER MARIO. (also NEW POKEMON, but that won't come out until next spring -_-U).

I've always been a nintendo fan, I don't own an xbox or a ps3 (or 2 or 1). Though the new xbox slim sounds appealing hmm.

The setting: LA, circa 1994. I was in a carousel going round and round (like a record baby). When I got off, what do I see? MOTHERFUCKING MOM AND DAD WITH A NES IN THEIR HANDS. I used to jump with Mario. Those were the days.

The setting: My bedroom, circa 1997. My burfday. For some I slept in my parents bed, prolly because i fell asleep watching a movie. I get up ( I used to get up at 6 everyday, wth). I go to my room, what do I see? MOTHERFUCKING SNES IN MY BED.

The setting: My mom's room, circa 1999. Me begging my mom to buy me an N64, being the first game with 3d capabilities and stuff. fun fact I never owned mario 64. I remember my aunt telling me 'why don't you just wait until the n86' (???) I don't remember how i got it, but i remember playing mario kart and wave race for HOURS.

For the sake of this post I'll just say this kid is me.

The setting: Dunno, year dunno. By this time I kinda went on a console hiatus and decided that the gba was incredibly cool (it was), therefore not really caring about the game cube. I got the game cube, but i never really bought many games for it, instead I bought them for the gba. Fun fact, I used to buy my games from this little ghetto shop with some guy who had a celebi game boy. I was so excited because he said he was going to save it for me and when I got to the store I saw him selling it to another kid... I was stuck with a white one and pokemon crystal. I was devastated. I never went back to that store. D: (I remember this was around when 9/11 happened).

The setting: my house, like 3 years ago. My mom came back from amurica and when she opened her bags she was all like 'I BOUGHT ME A WII, Y'ALL'. Funny thing, I never asked for the wii. I think portable consoles are FAR better because you can carry them and play them anywhere. That's why I spent all of my money on my DS lite. I love it.

The setting: My office, last week or so. I was browsing articles about nintendo's E3 conference. I saw the 3DS. I gasped out loud. My boss (who sits right in front of me) asked me if everything was all right. I said i just had a little spasm. I NEED THAT GAME.

so yeh. that's if for today, my fingers are getting tired.

PS. I finished reading Brave Story on saturday and watched the movie yesterday. I'm so grateful that i saw the movie before reading the book, otherwise I would have hated it. And now I kinda do after the masterpiece that is the book. :o0O






My boss is listening to the Spice Girls

Day 2 of the blogging years (what was that? I don't know, it sounds cool, WHATEVS IT'S MY BLOG AND I'LL POST WHAT I WANT).

Once again, I find myself sitting in my desk, pretending to work, while my boss is up to the neck with all the stuff that needs to be done. Bless her poor heart.

Yesterday, one of my teachers gave me back my essay saying it was the best of the lot. She also said she was 'laughing her ass off', even though I didn't think my essay was that funny. Anyways, I got perfect score and 90% overall. I love my university. Once thing she told me that she found curious (and curiouser) was that apparently I translate from english to spanish and that 'it sounds weird', she thinks (and she's right) that I think in english and that, even though it's not necessarily a bad thing, I'm lacking on my spanish.

This left me thinking on the effect the english language has had in me over the years, I mean, since I was in elementary school I never had a problem with english and I clearly remember myself chatting with my teachers, who btw always asked me how many years have I lived abroad (I never have). This is completly uninteresting and I should just stop now.

So, I bought two new books yesterday, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you which ones because it's not like it's the kind of literature that you can feel proud of. Ok, fine. I bought the first one of the Percy Jackson novels and the first of the Haruhi Suzumiya novels (currently listening to the opening of the anime).

I absolutely adore fantasy novels, fairy tales, mysteries and all that shit. I'm crazy about it. About 4 months ago I discovered a little book store which only sells books in english. It's PARADISE I tell you. If they don't have the book you're looking for they can get it for you. I'm pretty sure they order them from amazon, and that's ok, since poor people like me who can't afford a credit card (or even a debit card) can't buy from there.

This book store opened a whole new chapter, reading-wise, in my life. I've been DEVOURING books like there's no tomorrow, and now let me tell you about a book that it's quickly becoming one of my top 3.

It's called Brave Story by japanese author Miyuki Miyabe. I first knew about this because of the anime movie with the same name (a movie I also fell in love with). Sadly enough, as soon as I found out there was a book I decided i had to get it. I'm talking circa 2007. Of course I couldn't find it in any of this shit libraries we have here. Then 2010 came and the magical book store came to be and I couldn't be happier. This book is a little brick of 824 pages with font size 9. I love it! and the good news is that since it's such a big book, there's a lot of stuff the movie left out, meaning, it's like i haven't seen the damned thing in the first place.

With that happy thought I'm going to leave you. Should I do like a song of the day thing? (totally not copying BenRobot). Meh, while i decide, you can have this. BE OPEN MINDED I HAVE A VERY WIDE MUSIC TASTE.

Today, in honour of the book I'm about to read, I'll leave you with 'God Knows' from the Haruhi anime. It's got some killer guitar solos and I adore it. n_n

Tomorrow: Read me being a complete fanboy about the announcements of Nintendo in the E3... if I remember.



I want back on the internet.

Over the past few months I've been doing a shit load of great stuff, therefore the internet has suffered painfully my absence for maybe like 5 or 6 months. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, for my grades have never been better, I'm reading tons and tons of books and I'm making progress at work (without any more pay, fml.).

After much consideration I realized that I really miss being on the internet. I haven't commented on videos, I haven't made any new videos, I haven't tweeted as much as I used to and, most importantly, I haven't blogged in forever which is what i really love to do. I love writing and I have to thank my school for that.

Now, I've been feeling incredibly nostalgic over the past few weeks and I miss tons of people who either moved on or, like me, are not as active as they used to be on the mighty internet. And I really hate that! not because they're probably doing incredible things and stuff, but because I miss them and I'm an egocentric bitch who wants it all. To you, my friends, I salute you and I honestly hope you're doing incredibly well on all of your activities and stuff. I miss you so.

To the peeps that still are active I apologize for being away for such a long time and I hope you can forgive me. who could resist my puppy eyes? no one. Not even you, dear reader.

As I said at the beginning I want back on the internet and for that I've come up with an activity plan that I'm not entirely sure I'll be able to follow. It's not easy getting into a routine and I know that I'm not the most reliable person to begin with... Here it is:

* Post a blog everyday. (except weekends because, bitch, I need my rest)
I absolutely adore writing! so much! and even though I might just post stupid shit at least I want to post something. We'll see how that goes, stay tuned.

Like it's hard to take a picture of yourself everyday... yeah, somehow for me it is. I figured that if I 'snap' a new picture at least twice a week I'll be fine.

*Begin the commentage
I need to comment more on things! youtube videos, blogposts, twitter, EVERYFINK 8I. I love getting comments and I'm guessing people love it too, everyone wins.

*Put a stop to the laziness
I need serious help. If it wasn't for my metabolism I'd probably look like this:

Except in bed.

I need exercise and a balanced diet and stuff. Maybe I can keep you up to date on that?

And I think that's it... I guess, we'll see how that goes.


Confessions of an unproductive worker

It's currently 11:24. I got here at 8:50. I still have one and a half hours to go. Kill me.

It's not like my job is bad or anything. Honestly it's great for the kind of crap I do here, I get to sit in front of a computer for 4 hours, surfing the internet. The downside is that, how many fucking times do I have to visit the same pages over and over to find out there's no new content. fuck.


Serious Face Blog

I just saw something that really really disturbed me deep inside. I've never been proud of my people. I, as a mexican i'm proud of many things, but not our people. Not our government. Not at the way people address each other.

I actually think it's really sad how a country can be ruled by television. And it's not like it's good television, it's cheap ass stupid programs that make this country go round. Fuck tv channels, fuck the man.

The following video is one of the delegates of Mexico City. No wonder we're a third world country.

I can't wait to get the fuck out of this country.


Yo yo yiggity, yo

Long time no see!!
How have you been my lovely blog readers, I've been well, you could say.

I'm drowning in work, but I guess that's ok, dunno, let's ask my youtube channel:


Omg, I know, it's been forever since i've had e-activity and i apologize, but life's been really good to me lately and stuff is happening and magazines are being printed and yeah.

I promise I'll make a video soon (cake knows I have enough footage).

As I type this at work, waiting for me boss to come back from some random place she went I realized I don't want to e-die, ever. No matter what. I'm way to in love with all of my peeps and the internet has proven to be a fantastic place to come and chill and forget about everything else.

Lemme tell you some stuff I've been doing. As you may or may not know I've been following thoroughly the divorce of Jon and Kate... *cough* I mean, working my ass off (I honestly didn't know who they were until they got divorced).

I'm making a short film! :D I know, exciting! except it's due one month and only the idea is done, LOL leving stuff for the last minute is so kewl. It's about a pair of shoes and what happens to them when the owner grows up and no longer needs them. They're red chucks n_n.

I've also been designing magazine covers and articles about embarassing stuf people go through in their everyday life. Turns out I'm really good at it. Like REALLY good, I had no idea. My teacher is even taking me to an editorial next week and I'm happy.
Also, I've been working on a short story about robots and love and cheesyness and I like it, but bleh, I hate I can't go into detail about it because my teacher wants 3 pages tops. There's so much to write!!

So yeh, basically that's it. I'll try to do this more often (BOY if I had a dollar for everytime I've said that (I'd have 5 dollars, I checked)) so stay tuned, because JC isn't over yet.

PS. I'm also planning on doing a spoof of twilight, documentary style stuff. yay.