2/3/09

Mugged, adj. to be like a mug

Dear Blog and Blog Readers (yes, all 3 of you).
I was mugged today. I wanted to make a story of it and post it here, but I'm lazy and the experience was traumatic, so I'll just post what I told kiwi on skype. 


JC
I was mugged!! yaaay!!

Kiwi
WHAT????

JC
I. WAS. MUGGED.
come to mexico city!
great place to live!

Kiwi
holy fuck. are you ok?!

JC
I am
lemme tell you

Kiwi
your poor thing

JC
it all started when i left school
I had to go to blockbuster to pay a debt
got my starbucks just to look fab, you know, I'm billi's son
so anyways I left blockbuster and headed to the apple store
rocking my jabazzy tshirt

Kiwi
of course

JC
got there, got ma things and left the mall
nothing out of the ordinary
as I headed to the metro I wanted to walk through a park
(this is me trying to make it into a short novel)

Kiwi
do that
i'm listening. go ahead.

JC
I felt the breeze in my golden hair
it felt good

Kiwi
(you should copy/paste this when you're done and make it into a video. just saying.)



JC
I was waiting for the lights to change to red so I could cross when suddenly...
lmao ok!
xD
I felt an arm around me
I was confused since I wasn't expecting anyone go grab me like that
I turned around and there he was
a hooded fellow... noone would think wrong of him
I tried to let go gently, me being the sweetheart that I am thought he might be sick, but au contraire mon ami

Kiwi
[apparently, kiwi reacts with loads of emoticons, so you’ll just have to settle with blank spaces k?]


JC
'the wallet…' he said in a voice barely audible
I instantly froze, my mind racing a hundred miles per hour, thinking what were my options...
I thought of communitychannel and her escape plans, but quickly realized that nothing would work against the terrifying hooded figure, pressing something sharp on my waist
I slowly reached for my back pocket and took out my wallet
I handed it, remembering that I just had been to the ATM to take out the payment of weeks of hard work.

Kiwi
oh shit

JC


after he inspected it one handed, he said in that almost inaudible voice again 'your cell'



feeling the sweat in my forehead I reached my left pocket and handed my nokia , the one that I bought with the money I got from my 18th birthday
He inspected it.
At that moment .... BRB phone [twas the mom, checking on me]

Kiwi
okies.. O.o

JC
ok where were we?
yes

Kiwi


JC
I remebered the good times I had with my phone
using it as an ipod when I had none
and it was then that I realized that my ipod was in my backpack, along with the mac purchases

Kiwi
omg.

JC
the hooded man muttered a slight 'hm' and trew my phone to the floor, making the battery fall out...

Kiwi
OMG

JC
I stood there. frozen. unable to defend, while the man put his hand in my backpack

Kiwi
oh shit no..

JC
and now, I thank the heavens and the stars of the sky that I'm attending college.
turns out that my notebook, one HUGE piece of artwork completely covered the apple bag

Kiwi


JC
he looked at my keys and pencil case but realized that nothing was left to take
so he took his arm off me and walked into the street, while the lights still in red
a car stopped in front of him out of nowhere and picked him up
he thanked me while the car moved away from me
...
...
then they died
in my head

Kiwi
holy shit jc i'm so glad you're ok though!

JC
I picked up the pieces of my cell and put them together to realize that my electronic friend was still alive
I rang my mom
I came home
and here I am

Kiwi
omg still alive!

JC
=D



Now, show me love and hold me while I cry myself to sleep.

Not really, I wasn't scared, I just froze... but still...